David: Noona, if you put that booger on me I will slap you.
Hana: (I proceed to put a booger on David)
David: Would you have been mad if I slapped you for that?
Hana: Yes! David, you can't hit a girl.
David: But I gave you fair warning.
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Hana: I don't know if I should post our conversation. It makes me sound uncouth.
David: If you don't, I will.
Hana: Why would you do that?
David: To reveal to the world that you put boogers on people.
